Dance Joke :o}
Two men, sentenced to death in an electric
chair at the same time, were led down to the room in which they would
meet their maker. The priest gave them their last rites, the formal
speech was given by the warden, and the final prayer had been said
among the participants.
The warden, turning to the 1st man, solemnly asked, "Do you have a
last request?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music,
so could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He turned to the 2nd man and asked, "Well, what about you? What is
your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me
first."
> Another Dance
Joke <
How to do the Macarena in 16 easy steps!
Step 1: Right arm out palm down.
Step 2: Left arm out palm down.
Step 3: Right arm out palm up.
Step 4: Left arm out palm up.
Step 5: Right hand grabs inside of the left arm.
Step 6: Left hand grabs inside of the right arm.
Step 7: Right hand grabs behind right back of NECK.
Step 8: Left hand grabs behind left back of NECK.
Step 9: Right hand on left front pants pocket.
Step 10: Left hand on right front pants pocket.
Step 11: Right hand on right back pants pocket.
Step 12: Left hand on left back pants pocket.
Step 13: Move your butt to the left.
Step 14: Move your butt to the right.
Step 15: Move your butt to the left.
Step 16: Clap and turn 90 degrees to the right.
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